I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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