We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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