Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Randomize
