is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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