Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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