maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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