Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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