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• (972): View more from Texas

  So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj

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  omg every time its on

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's always exciting to touch a new boob.

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  im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.

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  Yeah, but four times?

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?

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  It was tough but I powered through it.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood

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