babies were throwing up all over the place
You smell like stripper and shame
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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