Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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