This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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