The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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