If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I believe in your delicious
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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