Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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