Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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