i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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