Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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