I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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