perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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