That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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