I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
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My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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