It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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