So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I cockslap morals
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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