plz talk dirty to me
i just had sex bonerless
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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