O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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