The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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