Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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