But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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