therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just forgot I was standing up.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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