I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
