when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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