; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
my sisters under your porch take her home
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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