yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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