Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Randomize
