Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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