i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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