Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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