The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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