How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Success! We fucked roommates!
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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