my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Ketchup is God's man juice
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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