omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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