Whod you bang
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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