That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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