Heybabeimwearingurpanties
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
