He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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