I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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