Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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