is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
What a fucking waste of an outfit
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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