I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I have aggressive nipples.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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