yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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