we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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