Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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