how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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