Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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