Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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